For those of you who cannot get around to recognising the versatility of the word in the title, it is not meant as an offence.
That said, I came across this: NTU Valedictorian Exclaims F-Adjective. View the comments, especially the top-rated ones.
Then have a look at this: Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh On the Most Important Word in English (you’ll need to turn up the volume, the video is quite soft)
Here’s one from a different source: The Use of the Word Fuck
Then get over the versatility of the word “fuck”, and its relatives, already. Open your mind please, thank you (and then stop bothering us – and NEWS! For goodness sake, NEWS! – with this bullshit at pretending to have your pristine, unblemished, immaculate dignity insulted, for there are far more deserving things than this that should be NEWS). I’m honestly fucking flabbergasted at how a harmless utterance caused such a ruckus. If anything, it’s the dignity of news that’s been insulted with unnecessary fluff like this. News is not “anything that is or might be interesting” – that is the stuff of tabloids and gossip. Admittedly we have such low standards of news here.
As a quick side note, let me just put it out that I think convocation is overrated and outdated. If you had a distance-learning degree from an overseas university, are you going to fly there to attend convocation? No? Overrated. How many people get degrees now? Are degrees very exclusive now? No? Outdated. QED.